you will never be as cool as your grandma

LISTEN UP YOUNG PEOPLE

Your grandmother wore really ‘mini’ mini skirts, tight hot pants, long go-go boots, bell bottom trousers and no bra.

She listened to Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Janis Joplin and the Rolling Stones.She drove a Mini Car, rode on fast Motor Bikes and Scooters.

She smoked Slim Cigarettes and Fat Joints, She drank G & T,s and Whisky Shots, came in at 4:00am – and still went to work the next day.

SO HOWEVER COOL YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS YOUR GRANDMOTHER

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